Chez Gagne

A great gift line from Los Angeles featuring hilarious greeting cards, safety matches, colorful notepads, vegan shower steamers and everyone's favorite, Hand Job hand cream.

55 products

55 products

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A white and black tube labeled “Chez Gagné Hand Job – Sea Salt Citrus Neroli Hand Creme” lies on a white background, partially squeezed from the bottom.
Hand Job - Sea Salt Citrus Neroli Hand Creme
$19.50
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The Chez Gagné Questionable Decision Letterpress Greeting Card features black text on a white card with a yellow background. Printed on bright white paper and blank inside for your personal message.
Questionable Decision Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné You Are The F*cking Best Letterpress Greeting Card features bold black text on bright white paper and comes with a vibrant orange envelope.
You Are The F*cking Best Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Greeting Card features bold black text on bright white card stock, shown folded in front of an orange envelope.
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné F*cked Without You Letterpress Greeting Card features bold black text on white 100% cotton paper, is blank inside, and comes with a red envelope partially visible behind the card.
F*cked Without You Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Doing Life with You Letterpress Greeting Card by Chez Gagné features black text on bright white cotton paper and comes with a red envelope. Card is blank inside for your personal message.
Doing Life with You Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.25
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Chez Gagné Anti-Granny Hands Hand Creme with cocoa butter in orange vanilla scent, featuring gold and black text, stands upright on a white background.
Anti-Granny Hands Hand Creme
$19.50
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The Chez Gagné Favorite Child Birthday Greeting Card features bold black “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” text and “FROM YOUR FAVORITE CHILD” below, letterpress printed on luxurious cotton paper with a red backing.
Favorite Child Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Best Seester Ever Card features BEST SEESTER EVER in bold pink letters on a white card, paired with a bright pink envelope—perfect for your greeting card or stationery collection.
Best Seester Ever Card
$6.50
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The Not A Day Over 29 Birthday Greeting Card by Chez Gagné is a white tree-free cotton card with bold black text and comes paired with a bright pink envelope.
Not A Day Over 29 Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Adulting + Other Hard Shit Notepad features a turquoise header with gold foil text and FSC Certified, lined sheets—perfect for jotting down notes.
Adulting + Other Hard Shit Notepad
$11.95
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The How So Old?! Greeting Card by Chez Gagné is a white, letterpress printed card reading HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?, shown atop an orange envelope with colorful dinosaur confetti on a beige surface.
How So Old?! Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné I DO Need to Relax Bridal Shower Steamers box includes eight lavender and rosemary aromatherapy shower steamers, vertically stacked in light blue and silver packaging with elegant text.
I DO Need to Relax Bridal Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The Chez Gagné Grow Old and Botox Birthday Greeting Card features a letterpress white card with lets grow old and ~wrinkly~ botox together in pink, plus a matching envelope. Blank inside for your message.
Grow Old and Botox Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné What Shall I Fuck with Today? Notepad features 65 perforated lined FSC Certified sheets, a pink strip with gold foil text, and a green foliage background.
What Shall I Fuck with Today? Notepad
$11.95
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The Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers by Chez Gagné come as a set of 8 Orange Vanilla aromatherapy tablets, arranged in a rectangular tray beside the box, with the brand name displayed at the bottom of the packaging.
Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The Perfect Match Glass Bottle Safety Matches by Chez Gagné come in a clear glass bottle with a gold cap and a gold heart label, reading Perfect Match and 40 Safety Matches, plus striker on the side for convenience.
Perfect Match Glass Bottle Safety Matches
$14.00
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The Chez Gagné Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card is a folded card made from bright white paper with bold red-orange text, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN, and comes with a matching white envelope.
The Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card by Chez Gagné, made from bright white cotton paper with orange HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN text, is displayed on a pink surface with envelopes, a gold pen, and yellow candles nearby.
Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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A Chez Gagné Remaining Fucks Glass Bottle Safety Matches set with blue-tipped matches is displayed. The open glass bottle and its gold lid are on a gray surface, with several matches scattered nearby.
Remaining Fucks Glass Bottle Safety Matches
$14.00
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The Figure It the Fuck Out Lined Notepad by Chez Gagné features a teal header with gold uppercase lettering and FSC Certified lined white pages for notes.
Figure It the Fuck Out Lined Notepad
$11.95
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Chez Gagné’s Everything Is Fine Shower Steamers come in a box of eight. Minimalist white and yellow packaging showcases sea salt, citrus, and neroli oils for a refreshing, spa-like shower experience.
Everything Is Fine Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The green and white Chez Gagné box labeled SWEET RELIEF holds 8 eucalyptus Aromatherapy Shower Steamers, with MAKE IT STOP in gold text, for a soothing shower experience.
Sweet Relief Shower Steamers - Eucalyptus
$27.00
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The Fuck Around and Find Out Tea Towel by Chez Gagne is a 100% cotton, white dish towel with FUCK AROUND FIND OUT in bold red text, adding humor to your kitchen.
Fuck Around and Find Out Tea Towel
$16.95 $12.00 Save $4.95
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The Question Life Choices card by Chez Gagné is a funny anniversary letterpress card featuring black text on a white backdrop with the message, IM GLAD YOU DONT QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOURE ONE OF THEM, on 100% cotton paper with a teal background.
Question Life Choices - Funny Anniversary Letterpress Card
$6.50
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The Everything Is Fine Notepad by Chez Gagné features a pink top margin with “EVERYTHING IS FINE” in bold gold letters and FSC Certified lined pages—perfect for all your notes.
Everything Is Fine Notepad
$11.95
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blackberry and quince scented shower steamers
Remaining Fucks Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The Chaos Coordinator - Large Memo Lined Notepad by Chez Gagné features bold orange and gold lettering. It offers FSC-certified thick pages with evenly spaced lines, perfect for jotting down your thoughts.
Chaos Coordinator - Large Memo Lined Notepad
$18.00
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Chez Gagnés Queen Of Multi-Tasking Large Memo Lined Notepad features a bold pink header with QUEEN OF MULTI-TASKING in gold letters. Made from FSC certified paper for sustainability, it includes thick, tear-perfect pages.
Queen Of Multi-Tasking - Large Memo Lined Notepad
$18.00