Chez Gagne

A great gift line from Los Angeles featuring hilarious greeting cards, safety matches, colorful notepads, vegan shower steamers and everyone's favorite, Hand Job hand cream.

35 products

35 products

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A white and black tube labeled “Chez Gagné Hand Job – Sea Salt Citrus Neroli Hand Creme” lies on a white background, partially squeezed from the bottom.
Hand Job - Sea Salt Citrus Neroli Hand Creme
$19.50
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The Chez Gagné You Are The F*cking Best Letterpress Greeting Card features bold black text on bright white paper and comes with a vibrant orange envelope.
You Are The F*cking Best Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Questionable Decision Letterpress Greeting Card features black text on a white card with a yellow background. Printed on bright white paper and blank inside for your personal message.
Questionable Decision Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Greeting Card features bold black text on bright white card stock, shown folded in front of an orange envelope.
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné F*cked Without You Letterpress Greeting Card features bold black text on white 100% cotton paper, is blank inside, and comes with a red envelope partially visible behind the card.
F*cked Without You Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
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Chez Gagné Anti-Granny Hands Hand Creme with cocoa butter in orange vanilla scent, featuring gold and black text, stands upright on a white background.
Anti-Granny Hands Hand Creme
$19.50
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The Chez Gagné Favorite Child Birthday Greeting Card features bold black “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” text and “FROM YOUR FAVORITE CHILD” below, letterpress printed on luxurious cotton paper with a red backing.
Favorite Child Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Best Seester Ever Card features BEST SEESTER EVER in bold pink letters on a white card, paired with a bright pink envelope—perfect for your greeting card or stationery collection.
Best Seester Ever Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Adulting + Other Hard Shit Notepad features a turquoise header with gold foil text and FSC Certified, lined sheets—perfect for jotting down notes.
Adulting + Other Hard Shit Notepad
$12.00
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The Perfect Match Glass Bottle Safety Matches by Chez Gagné come in a clear glass bottle with a gold cap and a gold heart label, reading Perfect Match and 40 Safety Matches, plus striker on the side for convenience.
Perfect Match Glass Bottle Safety Matches
$14.00
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The Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers by Chez Gagné come as a set of 8 Orange Vanilla aromatherapy tablets, arranged in a rectangular tray beside the box, with the brand name displayed at the bottom of the packaging.
Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The How So Old?! Greeting Card by Chez Gagné is a white, letterpress printed card reading HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?, shown atop an orange envelope with colorful dinosaur confetti on a beige surface.
How So Old?! Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné I DO Need to Relax Bridal Shower Steamers box includes eight lavender and rosemary aromatherapy shower steamers, vertically stacked in light blue and silver packaging with elegant text.
I DO Need to Relax Bridal Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The Chez Gagné Grow Old and Botox Birthday Greeting Card features a letterpress white card with lets grow old and ~wrinkly~ botox together in pink, plus a matching envelope. Blank inside for your message.
Grow Old and Botox Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Fuck Yeah! Greeting Card by Chez Gagné is a folded card made from tree-free cotton paper with bold, shiny pink foil text reading FUCK YEAH! on a plain white background.
Fuck Yeah! Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné What Shall I Fuck with Today? Notepad features 65 perforated lined FSC Certified sheets, a pink strip with gold foil text, and a green foliage background.
What Shall I Fuck with Today? Notepad
$11.95
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A Chez Gagné Remaining Fucks Glass Bottle Safety Matches set with blue-tipped matches is displayed. The open glass bottle and its gold lid are on a gray surface, with several matches scattered nearby.
Remaining Fucks Glass Bottle Safety Matches
$14.00
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The Chez Gagné Make A Wish Glass Bottle Safety Matches features pink-tipped matches inside a clear glass bottle with a gold cap and a striking label. Contains 40 safety matches; strike on side.
Make A Wish Glass Bottle Safety Matches
$14.00
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Chez Gagné’s Everything Is Fine Shower Steamers come in a box of eight. Minimalist white and yellow packaging showcases sea salt, citrus, and neroli oils for a refreshing, spa-like shower experience.
Everything Is Fine Shower Steamers
$27.00
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The Chez Gagné Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card is a folded card made from bright white paper with bold red-orange text, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN, and comes with a matching white envelope.
The Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card by Chez Gagné, made from bright white cotton paper with orange HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN text, is displayed on a pink surface with envelopes, a gold pen, and yellow candles nearby.
Wonderful Human Birthday Greeting Card
$6.50
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The Question Life Choices card by Chez Gagné is a funny anniversary letterpress card featuring black text on a white backdrop with the message, IM GLAD YOU DONT QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOURE ONE OF THEM, on 100% cotton paper with a teal background.
Question Life Choices - Funny Anniversary Letterpress Card
$6.50
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The Fuck Around and Find Out Tea Towel by Chez Gagne is a 100% cotton, white dish towel with FUCK AROUND FIND OUT in bold red text, adding humor to your kitchen.
Fuck Around and Find Out Tea Towel
$16.95 $12.00 Save $4.95
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Chez Gagné’s You Need to Calm Down - Shower Steamers - Eucalyptus features 8 light green eucalyptus aromatherapy steamers, infused with essential oils, arranged in a pink and white box with gold lettering.
You Need to Calm Down - Shower Steamers - Eucalyptus
$27.00
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The Chez Gagné Thank You For Showing Up For Me Again letterpress card features black text on white tree-free paper and comes with a blue envelope.
Thank You For Showing Up For Me Again - Thank You Letterpress Card
$6.50
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Chez Gagnés Retirement: Because Youre Too Old for This Shit card features bold black text on luxurious white cotton paper, elegantly letterpress printed and displayed against a vibrant red backdrop.
Retirement: Because You're Too Old for This Shit - Letterpress Card
$6.50
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The Chez Gagné Per My Last Email Large Memo Notepad features a black header with bold yellow text and blank, lined pages—ideal for notes or reminders.
Per My Last Email - Large Memo Notepad
$18.00
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Chez Gagnes Food Delivery Is My Love Language tea towel is a white dish towel with a pink humorous phrase, perfect for adding a playful touch to any clean kitchen.
Food Delivery Is My Love Language Tea Towel
$16.95 $13.00 Save $3.95
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Chez Gagné’s Go The F*ck To Sleep Aromatherapy Shower Steamers come in a set of 8 lavender-scented tablets, displayed in a blue tray with "UNCONSCIOUS IN 3, 2, 1" on the side—perfect for your bedtime routine.
Go The F*ck To Sleep - Aromatherapy Shower Steamers - Lavender - Set of 8
$27.00