Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care. Not everyone's here to “live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale’s Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful “inspirations” that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.

Features include: - No single-use plastic - Page size 4.606 x 4.606 - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists - Day/Date reference on each page - Combined weekend pages - Official major world holidays and observances - Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.